alwayslookagain:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza

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tiffy11taffy:

found this in my government text book and i heard this in kronk’s voice

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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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phazerblast:

new favorite gif.

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013 

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

chrull:

Makes me want to play Draw Something again. 

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

stolenchildfromtheisland:

(via and-im-your--lionheart)

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legolasofthewoodlandelves:

The awkward moment when a Scottish man offers you £1 for 1%, and all you can say is ‘I’m sorry, I can’t understand what you’re saying.’

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